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A Slow Walk

Dear Jack and Alex, Thank you for being you.  Thank you for being 4 and full of wonder, humor, and …Continue reading »

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Do These Pants Make Me Look Like a Man?

Did I ever tell you about the rather embarrassing bikini incident?  Well, pull up a chair my friend; it’s time …Continue reading »

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Lessons from Daddy

I worked in the marketing department of an engineering firm one summer in college. (Yes, this job was super helpful …Continue reading »

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Identity Crisis

As a woman (me) heads to a certain age (nonya business), she has to ask herself the eternal question. Who …Continue reading »

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Gold Star For Cleaning

The other day, the fabulous Empress Alexandra from Good Day, Regular People posted a primer on making the most of …Continue reading »

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Can’t Hardly Wait

It happened as quickly as an ’80s movie montage plot summary. The important events and interactions segued into one another …Continue reading »

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To Die For

My husband took the children to the car at the silent request of the other diners.  I scarfed the remaining …Continue reading »

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Solid Gold

I so wanted to dance on that show. Forty second routines showcasing the day’s greatest pop? Um, can you say …Continue reading »

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What Are You, Chicken?

I am not really an ‘issues’ blogger. (Well, apart from my personal issues and the hilarity they produce.) I don’t …Continue reading »

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Big Girls Don’t Cry

Welcome to Tuesday Tunes! Which is a thing I just made up. See, I heard a song that the Apple …Continue reading »

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The In-Law Holiday Survival Guide

The was my very first ever guest post. It appeared on The Curvy Girl Guide. Ok, what I’m about to …Continue reading »

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Back to School

I imagined my ideal start to high school being something like Winnie Cooper turning into a hottie over the summer …Continue reading »

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Lizards NOT Welcome

This was certainly not the swingin’ Saturday night I’d hoped for. My roommate was out with her boyfriend and some …Continue reading »

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Hello, My Name Is….

I don’t know how I tricked them, but the awesome folks at Aiming Low have published another post by me. …Continue reading »

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The Week The Women Went And Left No Helpful Post-its

I likes me some reality TV. I usually stick to the classics like Survivor, The Amazing Race, and The Real …Continue reading »

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Polish Word Wednesday

A weekly service where I teach you some Polish.* Bootylisciouski–adjective; sexually attractive Polish lady with a nice butt who is still …Continue reading »

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Danger Zone-Stream of Consciousness Sunday

Today I’m joining my friend Jana in a little writing exercise. She’s giving me 5 minutes to write my heart …Continue reading »

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Where In The World Is @TalkIsPrimary

When I was in junior high, my friend Jennifer used to ask me to change my first name to Carmen. …Continue reading »

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It’s A Great Day To Be Alive

Welcome again to Tuesday Tunes! It’s that thing I made up a couple of months ago and then abandoned like …Continue reading »

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Polish Word Wednesday 2

A weekly service where I teach you some Polish.* brat–[braht] noun; male sibling, brother Example Sentence: Moj brat na imie Robert. (My brother …Continue reading »

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